your name is Haley, and you don't have family name because you don't have a family, but you sometime use the made-up name "Bucklo" when you need to name yourself in that boring human shit called "administration" fortunately you don't have to go through all that anymore
anyway you can't answer the door like that! you have to wear something more appropriate, something that shows you are on top of the (not so established) hierarchy of this boat!